Hostelopithecus

A hostel is a weird place, a menagerie in the hold, roomies may range from eccentric to nerdy, malodorous, mendacious & mould the food of the mess, perennial distress. Offensive, tasteless & cold, early dinners may chuck you in stress, late night hunger will soar. You have to brave all storms of heart and of privacy, bowels & sleep. In time, you may be rewarded well and dropped in a friendly heap much more and all smells and spoils that a hostel life grants come in friends and sail the trails of a hosteller’s rhyming prance.